The guy says, "Am I ever! I woke up late for work. The bartender says, "Looks like you are having a bad day." The man replies, "I said that my johnson was bigger than his and he laughed…then I showed it to him."Ī guy walks into a bar and orders six shooters. Flabbergasted, the farmer asks, "How did you do it?" The farmer screams to the man, "OK, I'll give you $2,000 if you can make my horse cry."Īfter a few more seconds, the man exits with the horse trudging behind him with tears streaming down his long-snout. He says, "I will give any of you $1,000 if you can make my horse laugh."Ī man yells, "I'll take that bet," and leads the horse into the men's room.Īfter a couple seconds, a loud braying laugh is heard from behind the door. "So, teach it to cook and then get the hell out."Ī farmer walks into a bar with a horse. "Where the hell have you been? What's in the box?" she demands. The happy young man struts home and meets his wife at the door. The old drunk concedes to sell the toad for a hefty sum. "That was amazing," he says, "You've got to sell it to me." The young guy goes to the men's room and returns 20 minutes later.
The older guy says matter-of-factly, "A South American Blow Job Toad." An old drunk sits with a shoe box on the stool next to him. He says, "Easy! I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!"Ī young guy walks into a bar. When he returns a day later, the others ask him how he did it. So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than an hour.įinally, the third man goes down. The first man walks out after five minutes and says, "It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there."
#Dirty laundry bar free#
The barman tells them, "If you can sit in my basement for a day, I'll give you free beer forever."
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